I found this really funny and decided it had to be shared! Of course, I would vote to replace "Here, have some wine," with "Please, thank you, sorry!" Let me know what you think.
The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
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DANGEROUS
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SAFER
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SAFEST
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ULTRA SAFE
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What's for
dinner?
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Can I help you
with dinner?
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Where would you like
to go for dinner?
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Here, have some wine.
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Are you
wearing that?
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You sure
look good in brown!
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WOW! Look at you!
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Here, have some wine
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What are you
so worked up about?
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Could we be
overreacting?
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Here's my paycheck.
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Here, have some wine.
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Should you be
eating that?
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You know, there are
a lot of apples left.
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Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?
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Here, have some wine.
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What did you
DO all day?
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I hope you didn't
over-do it today.
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I've always loved you
in that robe!
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Here, have some wine.
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